Drop your sass and see the score
Type your name and paste a typical message, comeback or reply you’d actually send. Then pick your usual sass mode. The meter turns it into a 0–100 Sass Level with a playful explanation.
This free Sass Level Meter gives you a playful 0–100 sass score based on your name and your favourite comeback or chat reply – with a detailed breakdown of your compliment vs roast energy. No AI. No signup. 100% free.
Type your name and paste a typical message, comeback or reply you’d actually send. Then pick your usual sass mode. The meter turns it into a 0–100 Sass Level with a playful explanation.
The Sass Level Meter converts your input into numbers, applies a few playful “sass weights”, and then compresses everything into a 0–100 score. It’s not scientific – it’s intentionally designed for fun, memes and social screenshots.
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adds extra spark – emoji-heavy, dramatic replies tend to score higher.You can treat this like a sass mirror: paste different kinds of replies and see how your score shifts. Soft compliments, neutral replies and savage roasts will naturally land in different ranges.
Behind the scenes, the calculator turns each character in your name and message into numbers, looks at length, punctuation and caps usage, then applies a small bonus or penalty based on your chosen sass mode. The final raw score is scaled and clamped into a tidy 0–100 range.
No. All calculations happen directly in your browser with simple JavaScript. Your text is not sent to a server and not processed by AI. Saved results live only in your device’s local storage.
Definitely not. This is a playful, non-scientific tool built for entertainment, memes and social content. It can describe your vibe in fun language but it doesn’t diagnose anything and shouldn’t be used for serious judgments.
A few ideas:
High sass doesn’t have to mean cruelty. Think of it as “comedic timing + spicy word choice”. Use your power for consensual chaos – roast people who actively enjoy it, and keep things soft with everyone else.
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